Linus Torvalds funny qutoes from Wikiquote.

• Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
• Hey, that’s not a bug, that’s a feature!
• Anybody who tells me I can’t use a program because it’s not open source, go suck on rms. I’m not interested. 99% of that I run tends to be open source, but that’s my choice, dammit.
• Software is like sex; it’s better when it’s free.
• My name is Linus Torvalds and I am your god.
• Standards are paper. I use paper to wipe my butt every day. That’s how much that paper is worth.
• Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there’s only one of me.
• Your code is shit.. your argument is shit.
• I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended.
• Nvidia, fuck you!
• I wish everybody was as nice as I am.

Original: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds